Tote Bag - I'll Pipette the Hell Out of It | Funny Laboratory Scientist

When in doubt, pipette.

Featuring a cool, sunglasses-wearing micropipette surrounded by tubes, racks, and lab essentials, this tote bag celebrates one of the most trusted tools in every biology lab. The phrase "I'll Pipette the Hell Out of It" perfectly captures the determination, optimism, and occasional chaos of scientific research.

Whether you're setting up PCRs, preparing sequencing libraries, making serial dilutions, or transferring what feels like your millionth sample of the day, this design is sure to resonate with scientists who practically live with a pipette in hand.

Perfect for carrying:

• Lab notebooks
• Conference materials
• Daily essentials
• Textbooks and study materials
• Groceries and market finds
• Work or school supplies

Ideal for:

• Molecular biologists
• Cell biologists
• Laboratory technicians
• Biotechnology professionals
• Graduate students
• Postdoctoral researchers
• Research scientists
• Science enthusiasts

A fun and practical gift for anyone who knows that sometimes the best solution is simply more pipetting.

Product features

- 100% heavy-weight cotton canvas (12 oz/yd²) for durability

- Flat-corner construction for a clean, rectangular shape

- Self-fabric carrying handles with reinforced stitching

- Sewn-in label; blank sourced from India

Care instructions

- Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.

- Spot clean

- Do not bleach

- Line dry